wasthatnotprocedure:

viewtokill:

#go away alec

#no and also fuck u james

viewtokill:

_{^{——out. m y tra ck e d ta gs ? CAN WE JUST —}}

viewtokill:

#viewtokill #( …i was gonna write ‘stfu’ but what came out was ‘st fuckkk up’ and i read it as saint fuck up. B| ) #( fun fact: i hate you cas. )

_{^{——out. saint fuck up oh m y gO D i just inhALED MY CHIPS there’s a joke here about swallowing you, i know it}}

#[ you shut the fuck up #before i bring our skype chat here ] 
#[ then the world will realize you’re a fucking terrible peron ] 
#dash commentary #[ literally you’re the WORST out of the two of us ] 
#[ i’m completely fucking innocent #and you routinely try to ruin my life ]

_{^{——out. james bond: patron saint of fuck ups and fuck buddies.
CAS, STOP TAKING OUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE NEXT LEVEL
ALL OVER THE DAMN DASH, GAWD.}}

myturntocarve:

#( raylan givens; a man after alec’s own heart tbh. )

viewtokill:

#( LOUDLY FROWNS IN JAMES’ GENERAL DIRECTION )

_{^{I’M SORRY WHICH ONE OF US WAS THE TRAITOR AGAIN?}}

_{^{I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF
YOU CHOOSING THE MISSION OVER YOUR FRIEND}}

_{^{—FOR ENGLAND JAMES?
WHAT A  Q U A I N T  IDEA.}}

viewtokill:

“I have a friend, in fact, with a habit for making the acquaintance of extraordinarily lovely women who are much smarter than him.”

<sub><sup>[ —x ]

excuse the fuck outta u ok</sup></sub>

_{^{truthful trevelyan: tellin’ it like it is.}}

#damn son #xtrevelyan 
#look this is what he looks like when meeting janus 
#either this is nu goldeneye or goldeneye reversed 
#like all harsh cold men #he was easily tipped over into sentiment 
#off duty via (x)

i h8 u so much.
judging you, tbh.
just be a good boy
and die already.
jeezus why do
you always hurt
me this way bond
suck my dick james
we don’t talk about
goldeneye you prat
remember the rules?

yeah, that sounds about right.

Really you two. What a charming pair you make.

mxneypenny:

#’wheres moneypenny when you need her really’

Tired of your shit, Alec. 

You’re growing fond of me, admit it.