xtrevelyan: [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka.
posted on Sunday 01:09 AM with 1 N.
коварный; / (kovarnyy);

russian; (adj.)

t r e a c h e r o u s ;

insidious; cunning; crafty; wily; scheming; sly; underhanded;
subtle; guileful; catty; astute; vulpine; serpentine; snaky;
designing; subtile; subdolous; versute.


posted on Thursday 09:21 AM with 5 N.
“ It’s more like a singular same-sex attraction. ”
the 00 branch, probably.

posted on Wednesday 08:03 AM with 6 N.
ingriidhunnigan: ♛ ☠ ♙♗ ♠ ♥ ♜ ☢☣ ☩

send me: relationship asks

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♛ : OTP for my muse.

The 00TP, James & Alec.
(Last call; buy me a pint.)

☠ : NOTP for my muse.

I don’t think I have one.

♙ : Character my muse hates.

Quantum (Organization)

♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.

Cas (viewtokill) and I discussed this briefly the other day in the hypothetical sense and decided an OC preteen/teenage assassin with unpolished but promising skills would make the perfect daughter to two undoubtedly awkward and sometimes downright horrible 00-agent fathers. Said daughter to be FC’d, naturally, by Chlo Moretz because, reasons. [x] [x] [x]

♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.

On the real tho, strictly based on dashboard love, soeuratous, queenxcersei and impxster are pretty fly. Alec’s interacted with them all of never, but you know what? Flawlessness is attractive, lbr. 

♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.

James/Q/Alec. Because c’mon, I’d do it.
No, don’t you  look at me like that, Cas. I can feel you looking.

♜ : My muse’s best friend.

Sigh. It’s James.
James muthafuckin’ Bond.

☢ : Character my muse is afraid of.

Who let mxneypenny have a gun?
That’s the person Alec’s afraid of.
Clearly someone lacking in sanity.
(They should go to Medical maybe.)

☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.

It’s gotta be maugrx.
MUM. Because she’s M.
and because she puts up with us.

☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.

Ain’t even gonna lie; Wesker & Alec.
Blaming it solidly on singlasses
Whether as 008, or the President or,
just, yanno, Albert fuckin’ Wesker.
She made me ship this. It’s her fault.
(I’m not that bothered tho, tbh.)

posted on Friday 04:16 PM with 10 N.
viewtokillaa: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

maugrx-blog:

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                    she’s not in the     ———————- ♔
                               
least bit surprised. in fact,
                               she  almost  expects it by 
                               now.    as if it  were some 
                               occurrence   that’s   taken
                               commonplace in  her life.
                                                            
                                                ❝——  are you quite
                                                  finished?    there’s 
                                                  work  to  be  done, 
                                                                        007.

posted on Thursday 06:58 PM with 5 N.

———!outofexplosives;

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people say they got mad headcanon game,
but they ain’t seen nuthin’ okay;
ain’t nobody fuckin’ with my clique.

tagging all you bitches because i can:
viewtokill singlasses maugrx
sssh, just go with it.

posted on Wednesday 06:47 AM with 5 N.

viewtokill:

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, MUM:

[4:08:32 AM] 007: i mean i know i’m breathtaking but mum be careful ok
[4:08:52 AM] 007: also yOUR ASK BOX ISN’T OPEN
[4:12:27 AM] M.: oh god
[4:12:36 AM] M.: i just opened my askbox and i’m scared
[4:12:47 AM] 007: 007 rUNS
[4:12:52 AM] M.: i kNEW IT WAS COMING.
[4:14:25 AM] 007: whispers mum c:
[4:14:34 AM] M.: jesus christ james
[4:14:43 AM] 「 R 」: welcome to my life, mum.
[4:14:44 AM] M.: iT’S ONLY BEEN OPEN FOR TWO MINUTES.
[4:14:51 AM] 007: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
[4:15:05 AM] M.: http://prntscr.com/3tzgak
[4:15:10 AM] M.: aLEC LOOK AT THIS
[4:15:39 AM] 007: c:
[4:15:46 AM] M.: dear god.
[4:15:50 AM] 「 R 」: you don’t wanna know what my inbox looks like,
[4:15:52 AM] 「 R 」: tbh
[4:15:54 AM] M.: omg
[4:15:55 AM] M.: i am
[4:15:57 AM] M.: so sorry

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——out. whispers this is my legacy

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———!outofexplosives; we’re all professionals here.

posted on Wednesday 05:27 AM with 5 N.