The 00TP, James & Alec. (Last call; buy me a pint.)
☠ : NOTP for my muse.
I don’t think I have one.
♙ : Character my muse hates.
Quantum (Organization)
♗ : Child!Character my muse would adopt.
Cas (viewtokill) and I discussed this briefly the other day in the hypothetical sense and decided an OC preteen/teenage assassin with unpolished but promising skills would make the perfect daughter to two undoubtedly awkward and sometimes downright horrible 00-agent fathers. Said daughter to be FC’d, naturally, by Chlo Moretz because, reasons. [x][x][x]
♠ : Character my muse would have a one night stand with.
On the real tho, strictly based on dashboard love, soeuratous, queenxcersei and impxster are pretty fly. Alec’s interacted with them all of never, but you know what? Flawlessness is attractive, lbr.
♥ : Weird ship I have for my muse.
James/Q/Alec. Because c’mon, I’d do it. No, don’t you look at me like that, Cas. I can feel you looking.
Who let mxneypenny have a gun? That’s the person Alec’s afraid of. Clearly someone lacking in sanity. (They should go to Medical maybe.)
☣ : Character my muse respects greatly.
It’s gotta be maugrx. MUM. Because she’s M. and because she puts up with us.
☩: Crossover Ship with my muse.
Ain’t even gonna lie; Wesker & Alec. Blaming it solidly on singlasses. Whether as 008, or the President or, just, yanno, Albert fuckin’ Wesker. She made me ship this. It’s her fault. (I’m not that bothered tho, tbh.)
she’s not in the ———————- ♔ least bit surprised. in fact, she almost expects it by now. as if it were some occurrence that’s taken commonplace in her life.
❝—— are you quite finished? there’s work to be done, 007.❞
[4:08:32 AM] 007: i mean i know i’m breathtaking but mum be careful ok [4:08:52 AM] 007: also yOUR ASK BOX ISN’T OPEN [4:12:27 AM] M.: oh god [4:12:36 AM] M.: i just opened my askbox and i’m scared [4:12:47 AM] 007: 007 rUNS [4:12:52 AM] M.: i kNEW IT WAS COMING. [4:14:25 AM] 007: whispers mum c: [4:14:34 AM] M.: jesus christ james [4:14:43 AM] 「 R 」: welcome to my life, mum. [4:14:44 AM] M.: iT’S ONLY BEEN OPEN FOR TWO MINUTES. [4:14:51 AM] 007: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM [4:15:05 AM] M.:http://prntscr.com/3tzgak [4:15:10 AM] M.: aLEC LOOK AT THIS [4:15:39 AM] 007: c: [4:15:46 AM] M.: dear god. [4:15:50 AM] 「 R 」: you don’t wanna know what my inbox looks like, [4:15:52 AM] 「 R 」: tbh [4:15:54 AM] M.: omg [4:15:55 AM] M.: i am [4:15:57 AM] M.: so sorry
——out. whispers this is my legacy
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